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8,963 notes ∞ May 27th, 2012 at 2:49 am police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW! me: not with that attitude 42,537 notes ∞ May 27th, 2012 at 2:40 am lol i just kissed my shoe woops ∞ May 27th, 2012 at 1:48 am porn site: are you over the age of eighteen? fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes* porn site: fifteen year old: cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN fifteen year old: *starts crying* cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH 22,670 notes ∞ May 27th, 2012 at 1:47 amGood day today c:
4 notes ∞ May 27th, 2012 at 12:16 am4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone
4 minutes try a whole hour
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5,571 notes ∞ May 26th, 2012 at 6:43 pm[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
This is the American Idol finale I did not edit this. This is really how it aired. I would not lie to you ever.
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12,794 notes ∞ May 25th, 2012 at 9:55 pm omFG MICHELLELOL
1 note ∞ May 24th, 2012 at 2:11 am What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?The Holocaust.
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